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F'ing Gnat.

I'm serious. I really flipping hate those dang bugs...they are dirty. and annoying. and gross.

There presence signals to me that something is spoiling...and the fact that they are referred to as "fruit flies" is so disturbing that I won't even google where they actually come from because of a fear that my toleration for fruit as a healthy "sweet" snack will soon disappear...
 
Anyway.

I can't count the number of times I've tried killing those pesky bugs...but the odds that my attempt results in death is slim to none.


I'm incapable of squashing a gnat with my hands because .0353 seconds into smacking them together, I automatically slow down at the thought of bug guts.

Thus, I have just added "Fly swatter" to Christmas list.

Gnats. Even the spelling of your name is annoying.