Definition of Millennial

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When I spy a police car I…

1. Get a knotted twinge of fear in my stomach
2. Sit up straighter
3. Hands at 10 and 2
4. Slowly force relaxation…slouch shoulders
5. Phone just beeped. "Don't look at phone. Don't look at phone..." (quickly glance down)
6. Slightly smile while I pretend not to notice the cop: “I don’t care, Police Officer, you are nothing to me…I am a cheerful, alert driver”
7.  Proceed to follow all driving rules to perfection…
8. Feel slightly embarrassed for expecting the officer to actually provide positive feedback

 …I mean seriously, a little thumbs up or nod of approval wouldn’t be so hard, now would it?