- Go to the gym: After 2 tall cocktails, 45 minutes on the elliptical is just not a good idea. Multiple stops needed to control breathing and manage nausea. Left feeling worse than when I arrived. Happy from happy hour and full of calories>and hour of misery and potentially vomiting in a public setting
- Baking cookies: Baking while tipsy is never a good idea. Not only do I have zero self-control for desserts when fully sober, a entire bowl of dough, a gallon of milk, a tub of cool whip, and a mentality that says "sure, what the heck!" is a recipe for disaster. Being home alone didn't help.
- Going to bed before 9 p.m.: It felt good at the time, but waking up at 3 a.m. ready to start my day isn't the best sleep schedule.
- Sending someecards: Sending these often inappropriate and slightly uncomfortable cards to the average friend would be perfectly acceptable...sending them to people who probably don't know how to pronounce your last name, might be too soon.
During my attempt to fall back asleep at 3 a.m., I brainstormed other post-happy hour bad ideas to prevent future mistakes:
- Plucking eyebrows
- Responding to work emails
- Weighing myself
- Bikini waxing
- Anything involving the oven
- Major online purchases
- Reapplying eyeliner
- Setting life goals
- Going to the grocery store
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